A Pretty Boy's Descent

Contraband in the House is a huge no-no. But finding this thing in the personal effects of a conceited, bratty little snot like this new resident just makes us mad. Two of us confronted him right away and then proceeded to make sure he'd get with the program immediately. This guy has never been institutionalized, and it shows. He's messy, he talks back, and he thinks his "pretty boy" looks will help him out of any situation. Problem is, when you're in a House full of dudes, being the pretty boy usually just means you're the one getting fucked in the ass. Just in case he didn't understand that concept, we demonstrated for him. We mean business about helping people get better and become productive members of society.